alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

(Source: p1ants)

mad-hatter:

I’ve spent my entire life keeping my mouth shut and I never thought id get to the stage where I tell people if I think they’re a TWAT  but it’s so much easier you guys

nue:

what if instead of laughing we did a death metal scream

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@beaniezenies

mcwigger:

the 5 food groups: ramen, ice cream, beer, and gun

that’s four

Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard.

(Source: incitieseverywhere)